Subject: Dancing

A "modern" young Islamic couple in Saudi Arabia, preparing for a religious
wedding meets with their Imam for counseling. The Imam asks if they have
any last questions before they leave.

The man asks, "We realize it's a tradition in Islam for men to dance with
men and women to dance with women. At our wedding reception, we'd like your
permission to dance together."

> "Absolutely NOT," says the Imam; "It's immoral. Men and women always
dance separately."
> "So, after the ceremony I can't even dance with my own wife?"
> "No," answered the Imam, "It is forbidden in Islam."
> "Well, okay," says the man.  "What about sex?  Can we finally have sex?"
> "Of course," replies the Imam;" sex is OK within marriage; to have
children."
> "What about different positions?" asks the man.>
> "No problem." says the Imam.
> "Woman on top?" the man asks.
> "Sure, go for it." the Imam responds.
> "Doggy style?"
> "Sure." is the response.
> "On the kitchen table?"
> "Yes, yes! However; whenever."
> "Can we do it with all of my four wives          together on rubber
sheets with a bottle of hot oil, a couple of vibrators, leather harnesses,
a bucket of honey and a porno video?"
> "You may indeed." answers the Imam.
> "Can we do it standing up?"
> "NO!" Absolutely NOT, "says the Imam. "That could lead to dancing!"